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April 11th, 2007


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06:20 pm - Just so very wrong ...
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Did you know that just six hours of exposure to electromagnetic waves can cause premature[sic] skin aging? If electromagnetic waves can penetrate walls, imagine what they can do to your skin.


Yes, this is from an ad for a beauty product, which also claims that "this delicate, refreshing mist gently, effectively and invisibly shields skin from the aging effects of electromagnetic exposure attributed to today's modern conveniences like cell phones and computers".

Gaaaah ! Of all the stupid impossibilities I've seen and heard in ads for beauty products, this is by far the worst. Who writes this crap ? Who believes this tripe ? How can we make them stop ?

(rwrylsin comments: Well, at least there'd be no need for tinfoil hats any more - just spray this stuff on.)
Current Mood: angryangry

(4 touches | En garde !)

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From:reverancepavane
Date:April 11th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
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It does add new meaning to the term "bronzed Auzzie."
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From:hnpcc
Date:April 12th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
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Who writes this crap ? Who believes this tripe ? How can we make them stop ?

Bomb the Ponds Institute.

At the very least it'd get rid of the "pro-vitamin P".
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From:sha_d
Date:April 12th, 2007 08:08 am (UTC)
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what on earth is in this stuff if it can stop electromagnatic waves?

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From:leonhard
Date:April 12th, 2007 11:37 pm (UTC)
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(rwrylsin comments: Well, at least there'd be no need for tinfoil hats any more - just spray this stuff on.)

You have to admit, this is opening up an entirely new market segment: the paranoid conspiracy nut. Now they can be refreshed and moisturised _and_ immune from the sattelite signals that control you! Sale on now!

:P

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