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October 31st, 2004

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02:15 am - Illuminati ... found !
Yes, you always thought the Illuminati were just a secret conspiracy, working behind the scenes to control the world. But in reality, they're a little shop in the Princes Arcade just off Buchanan St in Glasgow, which sells cards and gifts and jewellery.
So now you know. Guard this knowledge carefully (you know how secret conspiracies can be when they're made ... errr ... not-so-secret ...).
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Date:October 31st, 2004 06:52 am (UTC)
I'm sure it's just a front, and all the gifts have RFID tags ;-)
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Date:October 31st, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
I think my favourite secret society was AMORC (Ancient Mystical Order Rosae Crucis). An american advertising exec "discovered" the existence of the Rosicrucians and thought that the idea of a Secret Society was really cool, so he decided to form one in the US. But that left the little matter of getting members. Simple solution: advertise in the back of magazines.

And if you are wondering about the age of the Rosicrucians consider those two famous characters from Hamlet that get involved in the political affairs of Denmark only to die: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Oh, and no member of the Illuminati is properly dressed without these. We don't care what you think you know. Fnord. We are the Illuminati.

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